On mortality

If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don't eat it: It's probably poison.
—Timmy Dale

Buddhist Suicide Note: "BRB, cruel world!"
—Brendan Bell

People complain that the only two constants in this world are death and taxes, but it's just not true. The kid I hit with my car never paid taxes.
—Steve H.

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