Eats like a bird

I wanted to buy some gummy bears the other day, but since Corin's gummy vitamins are shaped like bears and we make sure he only eats "two a day," I didn't want him to see me eating a bunch at a time. So I bought gummy worms instead.

Corin wanted to try them out, but his teeth were having trouble getting all the way through, as they were slightly tougher than his vitamins. So I started biting one into small pieces for him, and I suddenly realized that I was chewing up worms to feed to my baby. How much more classically parental can you get?