I'll raise you one

"Slow down. I tell you what you need: hat, jacket, boots, hat..."

"Two hats?"

"No! {beat} Three hats!"

Market this

Corin was asking for cereal this morning, and he wanted "the crunchy kind with salt on it."

At first we thought he might be talking about pretzels, or Ritz, but eventually we figured out he meant Frosted Flakes.

"Yeah, Salty Flakes!"

[Shudder]

Who said that?

"I just told you. I just said it with my speaker-mouth."

The missing engine

"Why don't Grandma and Granddad have an engine?"

"You mean like a train engine?"

"Yeah."

"Did they have a train engine when we were there?"

"No, they didn't."

{beat}

"Maybe it's like a mystery."

{beat}

"Maybe someone took it."

{beat}

"That's good thinking."