Farewell to Mr. shark teeth

Corin's knock knock joke

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Stairs."
"Stairs who?"
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow."

Cheese party

We've been letting Alistair know this that week that his birthday was almost here, and it appears he was listening when we were scoping out Chuck E. Cheese a few weeks ago for a potential party.

Whenever we ask "Are you going to be two years old?" he answers in quick succession:

"Cheese! Party. Games. Tickets! Token!"

Life according to a 5-year-old:

"Which is more important:
going to bed on time and getting enough sleep,
or singing a tune?"

(He's not wrong.)